The One Where I Have a Tooth in My Pocket

Christmas vacation is here! I can’t tell you how much I’m looking forward to finally being able to spend some time at home…

The One Where My Car Gets Broken Into

I’ve been complaining about being bored during this quarantine. Perhaps I should’ve been more clear….. It stopped raining for the first time in…

Be sure to answer in the form of a question

When Casey was little, Mallory was so sweet with him. She played with him, made him laugh and generally loved him, and he…

The Land of Confusion

Well, students, it’s time to submit your new quiz via Google Classroom. Or maybe it’s in Kahoot. Or Canvas. Actually, record yourself taking…

The New Phone Book’s Here

This past week, the North Carolina governor extended our stay-at-home order until May 8. Assuming all goes well, that means the easing of…

This Is the Best Bad Plan We Have

The last week or so has mostly been a blur. Wake up, work, settle arguments, make lunch. Repeat. A lot like “Groundhog Day,”…

Just Nod If You Can Hear Me

Things I have said in the last few days: I’m on the phone. I can’t help you look for socks. Can you please…

What more can I say except you’re welcome

With thanks to Jimmy Fallon for the inspiration, here are my Coronavirus thank-you notes. Dear super gigantic carpenter bees. Thank you for making…

Sign, sign, everywhere a sign

Every time my mom went grocery shopping she bought sour cream. I don’t know what she planned to use it for. Homemade French…

I Got 99 Problems But This Blog Ain’t One

I am not going dwell on the fact that Michigan just gave up on the school year today. I know it’s coming to…
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