Things I have said in the last few days:
I’m on the phone. I can’t help you look for socks.
Can you please mute yourself?
Sorry, forgot I was muted.
I already took sixth grade social studies so, no, I am not doing that for you.
Oh my god. Let me type that for you. You’re so slow I can’t stand it.
Yes, because I took typing for like four years.
Stay away from your sister. Stay. Away. From. Her.
Did you brush your teeth? Today. I mean did you brush them today?
Yes, as long as you clean up.
I said as long as you clean up.
You didn’t clean up like we talked about.
How many s’mores have you had?
That’s enough s’mores.
Put a shirt on.
Why are you taking your shirt off?
Are you eating frosting straight from the can?
Are you watching “Chicago PD” without me?
You said you didn’t want to watch “Ozark” with me.
Empty the dishwasher, please.
Empty the dishwasher, please.
Empty the dishwasher, please.
I hope your words aren’t falling on deaf ears at your house.
Peace. XO.
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